JPC: you know we used to have sex like 3 times in a row.
Me: but now we don’t have to anymore
Me: because we used to think, ‘oohh this is fun’ and ‘who knows how long this relationship will last.’ Now we know it will last forever, so we have a whole lifetime to space it out.
*mom, if you read this post it’s your own fault. The title should have been enough of a deterrent.