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Why I Got Botox

This feels like the most ridiculous and vain blog post I’ve ever written, and that’s saying a lot – I mean I post a gratuitous amount of crop top photos, share all things about my life, and waste your time talking about celebrities in thong bikinis. BUT WAIT! There’s more. I Botox’ed my forehead two… Read More Why I Got Botox

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Turning Up for America

GUYS. There is another soccer game today and we’re celebrating America’s birthday on Friday. If we win this game, America wins the week. The only thing that could be better? If Graham Zusi actually sees this outfit post and immediately hits the road to CLE to swoop me up into his strong, beautiful, tan arms.… Read More Turning Up for America